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Made it myself with my own picture of me… REBLOG IT :D

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And then there’s this.

no, no… why is this book happening…

GUYS THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT IS NOT A DICK
I THINK IT MAY BE SATAN
CALL GHOST BUSTERS
OR A GYNECOLOGIST

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST BUSTERS CAN’T LOOK INTO MY VAGINA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GYNECOLOGIST CAN’T PERFORM AN EXORCISM

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”
…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

My favourite part of the synopsis:She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINATHAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVEL

From the author of “Apeshit”.

THIS
SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF BOOK

I want this book so I can read it in public

i know who would be perfect for this job

“Ma’am we’re from the National Gynecologist’s Association… We’re here to help”

Apparently this is a….common plot for things?

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